1.18.2005

Caption This Photo v2.3




The winner of Caption This v1.1 is HOMEDETENTIONLADY. Way to go Big Mama, let me know when you want your free lap dance. (For future reference, anyone capable of incorporating Wayne's World into one of my posts will forever win my undying love and affection. Plus also, you can be my BFF.)

Comments:
I'm off on Friday, if that lap dance still stands. Thanks for the win!

I'm still thinking about this current picture....we'll see what happens once my creative juices start flowing...
 
Awww..fuck..it's 2:35 am where I am. I think I may have to pass this time round and hopefully be more coherent for the next pic. My brain is fried. Great snap though.

I have a friend who grew up in Salt Lake City. Her tales from there are side-splitting hilarious! Including Halloween Parties where her friend dressed up as Mrs. Roper (and the afro wig caught fire) ..and another time, the Angel Moroni (gold paint and all).

*waves hi to George* How's Texas? Gotta go visit your site again sometime soon..

A Dooce-devotee who you never heard of..yet.
Amy

http://9moonsago.com
 
O.K. I'm a dumbass..my eyes read "Texas" and my brain said to me "Oh she's from Utah too!" So sorry 'bout that.
Um."I know someone who moved to Austin.. He wrote me one letter from there and then we lost touch." ?
Uhh yeah..that's the best I can do for now.
Take Care,
Amy

p.s. Chris Farley rocks!
 
he is saying: "Too Immportannt CHOISCHESS"
 
Two Important Questions:
1.) This hat doesn't match my shirt, does it?
2.) Will an blatent ass kissing Waynes World reference earn me a lap dance from Spoonie? "Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
 
Although that IS an awesome quote metro, your poor use of grammar ("Will an blatant ass kissing...") totally negates any lap dance privileges you might have earned. Party on!
 
Answer me two questions:

1) Do the first-principles calculation of the conductance of a single 4,4 bipyridine molecule have an effect on the world as we know it?

2) Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

Now try to figure out which question is from Wayne's World...
 
me chinese
me play joke
me put pee pee in your coke
 
KAHN: I can't help you! I can't help any of you stupid people! "How does this machine work, Mr. Kahn?" "How do I print?" "How do I save?" It "Control-S," you morons! It always "Control-S!"


I stick my dlagon in you ass!
 
Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?
Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm?
 
he is obviously saying,
"why is it when you kill a man at war, they call you a hero, but when you kill a man in the heat of passion the throw the book at you"

question 1- is it that passion in your pants....

question 2-or are you just happy to see me?
 
KAHN: You wish you could ride in my trunk! My trunk so plush it like movie star trunk!
 
Shit?
Or get off the pot?



twisteduterus/dag
 
KIm Jong-il's lesser known little brother, Jerry, wonders why his mouth is stuck like Donald Trump. He's also dying to know what it would be like to lick Condi Rice's cheek moles.
 
This is what happens when we consider William Hung for Pope!!!

Hugs,
Babswife
 
Gotcha! No lapdance for you, either, young lady. The expression should have been "your poor grammar," not "your poor _use of_ grammar."
 
Gotcha! No lapdance for you, either, young lady. The expression should have been "your poor grammar," not "your poor _use of_ grammar."
 
I have no idea why the above comment got posted twice. Didn't post anywhere near the times stated, either. Something wrong with your posting system?
 
I have no idea why the above comment got posted twice. Didn't post anywhere near the times stated, either. Something wrong with your posting system?
 
Ditto.
 
You are correct. I now see the error in my ways. Spoonleg never promised to deliver perfection, but she does reserve the right to make fun of others on her blog. NERD!
 
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