I've got Cat Scratch Fever...
All serious inquiries, please contact my step-monster, Babswife.
Murphy Brown the Cat
In other cat news, I'm cat-sitting for my friend's two kittens this weekend, and she's insisted on leaving Cartoon Network on for them 24 hours a day so that they're entertained. Ha!
Also, I would offer to bear oscar's chillun, 'cept he's gone under the knife and is henceforth unable to complete his manly duties.