1.13.2005

A prudent person would never...

Flip through catalogs while lying in bed naked. It can create some wicked papercuts. Seriously.

Comments:
do you need someone to kiss your boo-boo?
 
Hey, who do you think you're talking to? Tara Reid isn't here.
 
But she will be later and I'll tell her that you have a surprise for her nipple.
 
Oh my. You should have used protection while in bed naked with your catalogues.
 
TOTALLY BUMPED DOWN A NOTCH!
 
Papercuts on the upper vulva are bad, and the ones on the thighs are even worse. My GOD woman, I hear you.

This happens to me all summer long. Those fuckers with the beautiful over-sized layouts. Like Interview mag or WWD.
 
I know exactly who I'm talking to, Tex!
 
Spoonie ---
I finally caught up with the rest of the class. I'm crying from laughing so hard. Makes me so happy you are one of "us" ---

hugs,
babswife
 
babswife, you are at the head of MY class. screw the rest of those chumps, the short bus has the best parties anyway.
 
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