Moonie's Sing Along
(to the tune of "God Bless America")
GOD BLESS THE KLEENEX BOX!!!
This one goes out to my homies.
I am a nurse living in a small rural Texas town known to us locals as Houston. Maybe you've heard of it. I spent my college years at Texas Christian University dodging non-panty-wearing Sorostitutes and flat-iron-owning frat boys. Now I just spelunk for poo. I am currently enrolled in a Master's program at the University of Texas Health Science Center to eventually become a Gerontological Nurse Practitioner, so that I don't have to be a spelunker for the next 40 years of my life.