Today I was informed by another nurse that my patient enjoys ogling my attractive gluteus.

Or, in his words, "HER ASS IS FINE!"

I suggested that he write to the Board of Nurse Examiners and inform them of how highly qualified my juicy buns are as health care providers. Maybe I can shake-shake-shake my way into a higher tax bracket.

You should just start showing up to work in a Catholic School Girl outfit and start taking tips. Higher tax bracket here you come!
He's just diggin that wagon you're draggin.
The patients might stay "sick" longer, though, if you were wearing a plaid skirt!
Show me show me show me how you do that trick!
Did he say this before or after you gave him the sponge bath?
That gives new meaning to "Take two of these and call me in the morning."
I heartily concur w/ your patient. However, I would like to add that the entirety of you, from head to toe, is "fine", not just your hindside.
Where's a quarter? I want to bounce it off your foiiiiine ass.
At least it wasn't another nurse digging your behiney!!!
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